(Source: ash-ofpallet, via liamdryden)

mermaidsandmisandry:

things i dont need in my life:

• wasps
• those stringy things on the banana
• commercials on youtube

(via unlimitedhearts)

amexicanwithamustache:

motherstrickle:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

do catholics fail trigonometry because they’re afraid of sin

do irish people fail trigonometry because they can’t tan

does everyone else fail trigonometry just cos

(via thefandomlyfe)

katsplanet:

you’d think i’d be used to this kind of shit by now but neopets never ceases to amaze me

(via shavingryansprivates)

thelawisnotbooped:

do yoU EVER JUST GET LIKE SOOOOOOOO AFFECTIONATE ABOUT A PERSON LIKE WOW YOU LOVE THEM IMPOSSIBLY AND ITS JUST LIKE WHOA. WHOA YOU’RE ABOUT TO EXPLODE AND YOU GOTTA TELL THEM ABOUT AND MAYBE SING ABOUT IT AND DO A DANCE NUMBER ABOUT IT AND CLIMB ALL OVER THEM WITH AFFECTION

(via silence-will-reichenbach-fall)

mayorbelle:

waiting-for-the-tardis:

IS THAT TEN

THAT’S NOT JUST TEN

THAT’S THE LIBRARY

(via dontblink-blinkandyouaredead)

winchesterandwinchester:

[x]

(via dontblink-blinkandyouaredead)

worwolf:

can i just give him a tail? butt wagging isn’t very kawaii.

(via zachariebutts)

(Source: spacecadet, via thatfunnyasian)

urserlicious:

minmo:

so as a social experiment im going to unleash this hot hunk of meat upon my sim town to wreak his manchild wrath

his name is broni friendzoni (it’s italian)

omfg broni friendzoni

(via the-yolocaust)

phoenios:

Team Rocket burns you at the speed of light.

(Source: larvitarr, via starshipmikey)

did someone say

cute boys

(Source: seabsie, via coldponds)

(Source: yer-a-starkid,tumblr.com, via afullgrownteenwizkid)

(Source: ash-ofpallet, via zachariebutts)

longlivesherlock:

whorville:

whorville:

Which letter of the alphabet has the most water?

The C

I FUCKING GET IT NOW IT TOOK ME LIKE 20 MINS

(via straight-as-a-curly-fry)